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Saturday 6 September, 2008
 19:13 | 12/Jun/2008 |  4 Comment(s)
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Basic rules followed in New Delhi

1. The Other Side Law:

If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut.


2. The Queue Nahin Rule:


If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.


3. The Mind over Matter Law:


If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another.


4. The Auto Axiom:


If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.


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