Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery
than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking
about guy friends that gals have.

Do
you have a gal who is just a friend? Are you confused why the frequency
of calls increases as exams come closer? Or why she always hangs around
with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a
ready reckoner for you:

* % just a friend % *

Well,
you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need
you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might
say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Rahul: "Where are you going Sanjana??"

Sanjana: "None of your business" and bangs the phone. (Useless fellow.Hmmph!).