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 20:24 | 25/Jun/2008
Let's Laugh.....
Prescription for cyanide A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." Please click here to read the full post more...
 20:52 | 18/Jun/2008
Some quotes and Why men are happier???
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and itseems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seemslike a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein Thebrain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up inthe morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost The trouble with b... more...
 14:28 | 15/Jun/2008
Marriage--what is it?
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence). 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters. 4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING. 5.... more...
 14:15 | 15/Jun/2008
Start dieting when.....
A picture of you got so heavy and fell off the wall! You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live! You put mayonnaise on an aspirin! You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts! Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."!! You ran away and they had to use ... more...
 20:48 | 14/Jun/2008
Just try to remember these points...
1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently. 4. Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have. 5. Success stops when you do. 6. When your ship comes in.... make sure yo... more...
 20:20 | 14/Jun/2008
Father's Day Special
"The greatest gift I ever had Came from God, and I call him Dad!”-- Anonymous "A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. “-- Enid Bagnold "The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.”-- Confucius "Fatherhood is pretend... more...
 17:34 | 13/Jun/2008
This is how Gals rate guyz
Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mysterythan girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talkingabout guy friends that gals have. Doyou have a gal who is just a friend? Are you confused why the frequencyof calls increases as exams come closer? Or why she always hangs aroundwith the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's whi... more...
 19:13 | 12/Jun/2008
Basic rules followed in New Delhi
1. The Other Side Law: If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut.2. The Queue Nahin Rule:If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.3. The Mind over Matter Law:If a re... more...
 17:47 | 12/Jun/2008
What should you say If you are caught sl...
"They told me at the blood bank this mighthappen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they ravedabout in the last time management course you sent me to." “I was working smarter - not harder. “ "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper""I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the missionstatement and envisioning a new paradigm!"Please cl... more...
 11:09 | 12/Jun/2008
Some tips on French Kissing...
French Kissing tipsThe basics 1. Brush your teeth; get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck 2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's going to break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa. 3.... more...
LATEST FROM MY FRIENDS
 PM | 15:07 | 24/Jun/2008
Friends: (88)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Nature, Wild life...
Gr8 Bull!!
A man takes his wife to the County Fair and finds that one of the exhibits is a display of champion breeding bulls. They come to the first pen which carries a sign saying, "This bull mated 50 times last year. The wife pokes the husband in the ribs and says, "He mated 50 times last year." They walk a little further and see another pen with a sign th...  more...
 Nischalson C... | 02:40 | 12/Jun/2008
Friends: (355)  | City: iland  | Interests: i am not that tal...
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OOPS! q: Sorry for disappearing... Hope you guys will like this one. enjoy | nischal  more...
 KB | 21:47 | 24/Jun/2008
Friends: (45)  | City: ...  | Interests: zzz!
LET LOOSE!
Letting Loose the Iguana Ms Mary- Ms Mary Juana!Say…let us ask the ibid lady… Glinting at the thought of that reeferMy heart goes racing like a scooterSo Ms Mary JuanaYou have a pet iguana?Ms Mary Juana smokes pot with her petI bet! Inside the locket dangling on her chestIs housed her little green petWhen she is smoking potOr when she is not,You ca...  more...
 anuradha aseem | 15:53 | 20/Mar/2008
Friends: (106)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: reading,watching ...
holi
HAPPY HOLI TO YOU ALL DEAR FRIENDS, MAY THERE BE LOTS AND LOTS OF COLOURS ALL THROUGH THE YEAR. MAY THIS HOLI BRING  JOY HAPPINESS AND PEACE IN ALL YOUR LIVES.PLAY A VERY SAFE HOLI,WITHOUT FORCING ANYBODY TO PARTICIPATE, KEEP AN EYE ON THE SMALL KIDS.  more...
 kishore gupta | 09:29 | 13/Jun/2008
Friends: (231)  | City: Nagpur  | Interests: hell...Nothing
GIRL
If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanIf you don't, you are not a manIf you praise her, she thinks you are lyingIf you don't, you are good for nothingIf you agree to all her likes, you are a wimpIf you don't, you do not understandIf you visit her often, she thinks it is boringIf you don't, she accuses you of double-crossingIf you are well dressed...  more...
 krishna veni | 19:21 | 25/Jun/2008
Friends: (127)  | City: Andhra pradesh  | Interests: Art,Science,natur...
Neck rIng
A neck ring is a band of metal worn as an ornament around the neck of an individual. In a few African and Asian cultures multiple neck rings are worn usually to stretch the neck. The Kayan women people from the country of Myanmar and Thailand wear neck rings. They are also known as Padaung. In the 1990s, due to conflict with the military regime in ...  more...
 RAGHU IYER | 01:16 | 21/Jun/2008
Friends: (108)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: Time
DLIHC ESUBA
      WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE IN LIFE? DON'T TRUST ANYONE!! CAN YOU TRUST YOURSELF? Picture source: http://www.upstate.edu/gch/services/care /gifs/sweetgirl.jpg  more...
 Manasee Mishra | 11:58 | 23/Jul/2007
Friends: (247)  | City: Lucknow  | Interests: Nature,Moovies,Th...
Find... Who R You !
Hi frnz...Here'z somethin 4 u , which describes   -  "WAT SORT OF PERSONALITY DO YE POSSESS..."  1.)- Me First     AN EGOISTUr attitude to life is simple, direct, and aboveboard - every decision u make is based on the answer to one question : "What's in it for me?" If ur selfishness, greed, and ruthless desire for self-advancement hurt other ppl, t...  more...
 mi ni | 11:30 | 17/Apr/2008
Friends: (266)  | City: delhi  | Interests: Kids, Reading,
FRIENDS
A STORY OF TWO FRIENDSA story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.They kept on walking until they f...  more...
 parthasarath... | 11:09 | 25/Jun/2008
Friends: (68)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: poetry & literature
Childhood to maturity
 Childhood to maturity That small innocent fellow,Yes by me let-down badly! It was a loss of trust!How can I deny own failure! Promises of fruits and flowers,Alas me into a virtual desert! Believe me I love you most,Just tricked into this life! Greed and folly made me a machine,Slogging, hypocrisy and loss of trust!                                 ...  more...
 Kumar Ahuja | 14:56 | 17/Jun/2008
Friends: (392)  | City: Mumbai(Bombay)  | Interests: I luv Making Frndz..
Jo Dil Chahta Hai
Khulke muskura le !Tere muskurane se !Ek ajeeb si khushi ka ehsaas hota hai !! Shringaar kar, sanwar jaa !Tere sanwarne se !Mere ghar, aangan ko roop milta hai !! Mujhse rooth jaa !Tere roothne se !Mujhe manane ka ek aur mauka milta hai !! Dil se mujhe pyaar kar !Tera pyaar se !Mere dil ko chain aur sukoon milta hai !! Mamta luta !Teri mamta se !Me...  more...
 Tumble Weed | 16:38 | 25/Jun/2008
Friends: (416)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Soch ko Badlo, Si...
My Time Has Come
Was penned in the mid 90's.  There’ll come a time, when I’ll see a different liht Is it what I have searched out, a passion I cannot fight? Maybe it’s nothing at all; a smile in the wind? Everything would define my life, honesty could begin again. Unless I chance to open my eyes, the light might fade away Never to return and my broken dreams could ...  more...
 harman kaur | 13:49 | 17/Apr/2008
Friends: (56)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: painting,listente...
Shiv ki yaad mein
"Asa tan joban rute marana tur jana asa pare paraye,hizar tere di kar prakarma......tur jana asa pare paraye""Joban rute jo koi marda ,oh chann bane ya tara,joban rute aashik marde ya koi karma vala..".                                                        by-great panjabi poet ShivKumar BatalviMeaning-i will die in my youth,will move ahead fully f...  more...
 Leonard Jemonie | 19:45 | 21/Dec/2007
Friends: (180)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Friendship, Photo...
Christmas Gift
Hi friends its been really a long time since I have written anything.Christmas is here  and  I  was thinking of the christmas of last year. Preparation starts from the 1st of December onwards with   decoratingour house, putting up stars outsinde house, hanging misletoeand gifts on the christmas tree buying new clothes and gifts.Asusual I had purcha...  more...
 Avik DattaGupta | 12:51 | 31/May/2008
Friends: (80)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Living,Poetry,Foo...
THE ROMANTIC FEELING Feeling romantic is quite a strange feelingA feeling that really has no meaningA feeling aroused by the spark of passionThat grows like fire and engulfs your emotionsTill you feel a partial end has come..To an infinite craving..which appeared like a storm..Of  deep seated desires..and left behind absolutely nothing..But for a l...  more...
 beena john | 12:08 | 24/Jun/2008
Friends: (424)  | City: Nagpur  | Interests: MOVIES, MUSIC, SH...
Power of Positive Talk -Dr. A. P. J. Abd...
  I remember my dad teaching me the power of language at a very young age. Not only did my dad understand that specific words affect our mental pictures, but he understood words are a powerful programming factor in lifelong success. One particularly interesting event occurred when I was eight. As a kid, I was always climbing trees, poles, and liter...  more...
 suhani jain | 11:04 | 25/Jun/2008
Friends: (67)  | City: Panchkula,Haryana  | Interests: music,shopping,wa...
Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it)
Pls do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or atsignals.........Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you getat the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used inhospitals.They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach itand use it to make ear buds. So, unless you wa...  more...
 Hima Ghattam... | 21:54 | 4/Sep/2006
Friends: (11)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Photography, Tech...
The 'PRECIOUS'...
“Tears roll down uncontrollably… Not finding a reason to stop…  No words to soothe the pain… No other to replace the lost…  Hope the hours could roll back and so the process be reversible…“Life is so unpredictable... Having seen him for years on TV and reading his every move and article, its’ so unbelievable that he is no more... Steve Irwin has be...  more...
 AAMEEN KHAN | 12:44 | 23/Jun/2008
Friends: (376)  | City: zelon  | Interests: DREAM SELLERS INT...
O!!!!!! DILBAR
O !! deelbarN a chalaavo teer nazaron seDeel hamaara ghayal hota haiTuumhari palakon ki ishaaron seTumm basi ho saanson main meriBeena saans kya koyi ji sakata haiDhaayi akshar prem ke padhane seBadala badala sa hai jiwanDeel ki dhadakane bhi Jawaa hoti haituumhaare naam seKyon kahoon main kitana chaahata hoon tuumhe pataa hai sabhiko main kitana ...  more...
 Himanshu Aga... | 20:05 | 25/Jun/2008
Friends: (58)  | City: Lucknow  | Interests: music, reading, s...
God made the world with a heart full of love,Then He looked down from Heaven above,And saw that we all need a helping hand,Someone to share with, who'll understand.He made special people to see us throughThe glad times and the sad times, too;A person on whom we can always depend,Someone we can call a friend.God made friends so we'll carry a partOf ...  more...
 shivraj dhumal | 09:50 | 18/Jan/2008
Friends: (346)  | Interests: business networki...
WHO DRIVES YOU?
Have you ever started your day waking up late and then thinking that 'today's day is going to be unlucky'. Then going throughout the day and coming home back and then remember all that happened on the entire day. You might have noticed that the day happened to be just as you thought it to be.I would like you to follow this experiment. I would like ...  more...
 sanjay oswal | 13:35 | 11/Jun/2008
Friends: (159)  | Interests: Mere desh ki dhar...
BACHO BHOOT AAYA
The ghost of Inflation has started to grip us. May be a few thousands who have a plenty to spend are not feeling the heat. The monthly budget has gone haywire.... saari jeb mahine ki 15 taarikh tak khatam ho jaati hai or ab to bank balance bhi nosedive kar raha hai. Inflation @10 % means even ur good old FDs are also not able to keep pace with the ...  more...
 sunshine | 15:51 | 23/Jun/2008
Friends: (417)  | Interests: Its raining Billi...
SANTA’S GIFTS
SANTA’S GIFTS On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.  The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"  The kid replies, "Yeah."  The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."  The cop then proceeds to issue...  more...
 veeraiyan ma... | 12:33 | 9/Mar/2008
Friends: (25)  | City: chennai  | Interests: social work,educa...
education
For the truly learned, every land and town on earth is their own;  When that is so, why does the process of learning not continue till death?                                                                  saint thiruvallvar 2000 +years ago  more...
 john sudhakar | 20:58 | 23/May/2008
Friends: (123)  | City: goldenrockie  | Interests: [madam i'm adam]
JUST SALSA,JUST JALSA
 Just Salsa………………………..just jalsa This is my 3rd novella in the unmaking. The first one was really principled.BUT I drowned it in the bay of andipatty during my short semester tours in search of the MISSING KINK. Thw 2nd novella was a course on the river CHENAB.I started child-like pebbling on the CHENAB and so intoxicated was I that I took my 2nd n...  more...
 Vijit Vivek | 13:10 | 16/Jun/2008
Friends: (638)  | City: Patna  | Interests: Bio Medical Engin...
Pain of a Married Man ...!!
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.  She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.'What's the matter, dear...  more...
 Shyama Menon | 13:12 | 28/Apr/2008
Friends: (601)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Finding the real ...
Sree-Bhajji and a few reactions...
The mallus today are a confused lot! The men in particular are perplexed, dumbfounded even to see their poster boy of aggression, Sreesanth, weep like a baby on the IPL ground. I suspect some of them feel exposed ...a little emasculated collectively, maybe. Now don’t kill me guys I’m nothing but an observer! :D Is this the real macho mallu? A sobbi...  more...
 Tipra A | 20:12 | 17/May/2008
Friends: (112)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Listening music ,...
Nice Experince
Hey Friends, Long time since I scribbled something here. Was way too busy with my own office chores but I regularly used to visit most of ur blogs and commented to them too frequently.  Well , had a real nice experience abt 10 days back. The main power supply of our office had some problem that day and somehow huge flames of fire started coming out...  more...
 vchennai | 15:57 | 10/Jun/2008
Friends: (680)  | City: Madras  | Interests: movies, chatting
Chennai rains
Looking outside my office window, I could see the rain drops gently caressing the mother earth. It was not a heavy downpour but a mild drizzle at best. Yet there is a welcome relief from the scorching heat that we experienced in most part of May. Certainly the season has changed. The worst of summer is over for now. The summer would be back next ye...  more...
 ramnath rajaram | 14:27 | 25/Jun/2008
Friends: (1709)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: HEALTH AWARENESS,...
New FRAUD strategies - Keyboard
KeykatcherBeware using internet at cafes, hotels,  airport, exhibition centers or public internet access points - there is a small  devices which may connected back of the computer and it can store your  typed(whatever) data (password, credit card information  etc).Actually the device designed for getting  the lost or damaged data but people are mi...  more...
 PGR NAIR | 02:25 | 19/Jun/2008
Friends: (176)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Literature, Cinem...
GARDEN IN THE SKY
    (This blog is an elaboration based on more information gathered from web on a blog on the same subject posted by Amit Goel Saab (Refer: http://hexa6.rediffiland.com/scr ipts/xanadu_home_view.php). His blog is very succinct and more effective. Being a Speaker, elaboration comes natural to my tongue and my pen. His blog deeply impressed me . As we...  more...
 Joseph Antony | 18:58 | 25/Jun/2008
Friends: (508)  | City: Kottayam,Changanacherry  | Interests: reading,movies, f...
" Dressed n balloon "
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 Piyush Philip | 12:08 | 2/Jun/2008
Friends: (330)  | City: Thiruvananthapuram  | Interests: Country-Music, N...
About Leaving n stuff !!!!
                    So,my company has decided to move some of us to a newer swankier office,and I am sad.As I am spending my last few days or perhaps hours in my cubicle in front of my worksation I realise that for the last 9 months or so this place has become a pseudo home for me.I always knew that our new corporate office was getiin ready,but the...  more...
 PREETI BOSE | 18:30 | 17/Jun/2008
Friends: (652)  | City: Raipur  | Interests: Anything which is...
My Feelings......
            When I see the dawn spreading its light; I feel as if you are enlightening my world with your love…. When I hear the dawn chorus; I feel as if you are whispering love lyrics in my ears….                 When the cold breeze blows and sways my hair; I feel as if you are moving your fingers in my hair…. When the rain drops fall and make m...  more...
 Sahiti Bhara... | 10:53 | 17/May/2008
Friends: (321)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Reading and enjoy...
The Search
"Only a lighted candle can lighten another one" is what they say, about the importance of Guru. The fact that i am yet in the mire of ignorance says for itself that i am still searching for my Guru! (May be i already met him, there is no way i would know untill the ignorance is removed!) I have read about many Gurus and their teachings. Read about ...  more...
 Insignifican... | 17:25 | 23/Jun/2008
Friends: (451)  | City: Chengdu  | Interests: We wish & aspire ...
my view towards feelings, Value and Thin...
"Human relations are built on feeling, not on reason or knowledge. And feeling is not an exact science; like all spiritual qualities, it has the vagueness of greatness about it." "We all have some friends who we love and we're happy to have in our lives. It doesn't matter that we might have nothing in common, or live thousands of miles away, or com...  more...
 Ritika Kapur | 16:49 | 16/Jun/2008
Friends: (60)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Reading Books, Ph...
I know...I d